-2 guns; a vintage 22 revolver and a Rossi 357 (glad I didn't come home mid-break in after they found those)
-A gold Nixon watch (or gold plated)
-a handful of our jewelry
-a prepaid cell phone from Walmart (great steal!)
-about $50 worth of change
-umm oh yeah and all the beer in our fridge?? (Did we get robbed by teenagers?)
Robbery tips by Indie:
Call the cops about 3 hours before you even discover that your house has been broken into because that way you will both arrive home to the same mess at the same time.
Don't have ANY wood in your house, because apparently wood prevents all hope for a good finger print.. Sorry you rustic muther fuckers.
Don't bother locking your windows because they are going to kick down your back door In the most macho way possible regardless.
Also, if you value your costume jewelry collection from Icing, don't leave it in fancy jewelry plates on display.
Girls, just accept the fact that your panty drawer will be ransacked because of some cliche bitch who kept her valuables there once upon a time.
Plan on buying more beer, apparently robbing a house is really tiring and deserves a celebratory beer.
Plan on reorganizing EVERYTHING, just consider it a late spring cleaning.
Hope your mailman isn't sick.
Maybe Macaulay Culkin had the right idea in home alone, only mix a little walking dead season 3 episode 12 in there and booby trap your house to where the next person that comes in uninvited gets a swift ax to the throat... I mean is that to much?
But in all reality I hope you guys know I'm joking a bit about the situation because we got lucky and they really didn't get much of anything from us... Considering everything they could have taken.
And lets not talk about the fact that I'm scared to sleep without a gun within reach or that I just ran out of my favorite hair spray, I mean it's 2014 and you hood rats aren't going to take that from me!
